VTMAS No.64: Mysterious Squealing
Every now and again, I am reminded I am a human being that does not always process what I am hearing or seeing. This actually happened on...
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Valerie Willis
Nov 10, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.45: Drive Around Midnight
If you knew me in high school, you knew I did  everything I could to NOT go home. This even meant driving around at random, as pathetic...
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Valerie Willis
Nov 3, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.44: The Brown Starfish
We had gone fishing and we both were geeking out that in the bait bucket there was a little brown starfish. At the time we had a...
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Valerie Willis
Oct 27, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.43: Don’t You Dare Cleanup
Mudding. Either you know what I just said or wondering why this word should be significant. Growing up it was the family outing to go to...
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Valerie Willis
Oct 20, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.42: The Scooter Gang
We’ve all been on family vacations, but occasionally one comes along that leaves a lasting impression. Being in Florida, going to the...
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Valerie Willis
Oct 13, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.41: Sissy & The Turtle
I think life’s most wonderful entertainers, besides kids, would have to be our pets. In fact, like children, we enjoy watching them make...
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Valerie Willis
Sep 28, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.39: Car Ride to Miami
My husband and I had been dating for a while at this point. In fact, we had moved in together and things were going good for us both. His...
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Valerie Willis
Sep 21, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.38: Gas On A Plane
We had just gotten married back in April 2007 and I was excited that I was going with my husband and his family to a reunion. I had just...
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Valerie Willis
Sep 7, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.36: The Day The Grass Parted
My uncle Ymmit and I were asked to investigate what happened to the cats at my Great Grandmother’s home. She had been a safehouse for...
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Valerie Willis
Aug 17, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.33: Husband Got Wasted!
Everyone has drunk stories about a time they got wasted and had to piece together what happened via what your friends tell you. Granted,...
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Valerie Willis
Aug 4, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.31: Who Did It?
As a parent, it can be fun to feign ignorance to your four year old or ask a series of questions that will reward you with comedic gold....
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Valerie Willis
Jul 28, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.30: Baby Brain
If you have been pregnant, or know someone that was in their last trimester, you will know what it means to have Baby Brain. I can dive...
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Valerie Willis
Jul 21, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.29: Charmander’s Quota
There I was, standing in the kitchen when a wolf spider crawled out from its hiding spot and stood in the middle of the floor. It makes...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 30, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.26: I Broke My New Underwear
Having kids is both a blessing and a curse. I love my kids, but I have to admit, until they came along, I remember having far more...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 22, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.25: You Broke It!
As a recap, I had a cat named Charmander who was a black and white Maine Coon mix. He was a huge 35 pound monster that was bigger than...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 15, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.24: Curiousity
At some point in my high school career I took a Creative Writing course. We were a small mix of students from different backgrounds,...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 8, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.23: Hungry Hungry Girlfriend
It’s always an anxious ordeal when you meet the boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I had met them a few times since our “Spicy...
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Valerie Willis
Jun 1, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine
Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...
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Valerie Willis
May 11, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack
I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...
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Valerie Willis
May 4, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
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