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May 4, 2017
2 min

VTMAS No.64: Mysterious Squealing

Every now and again, I am reminded I am a human being that does not always process what I am hearing or seeing. This actually happened on...

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Valerie Willis

Nov 10, 2016
3 min

VTMAS No.45: Drive Around Midnight

If you knew me in high school, you knew I did everything I could to NOT go home. This even meant driving around at random, as pathetic...

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Valerie Willis

Nov 3, 2016
1 min

VTMAS No.44: The Brown Starfish

We had gone fishing and we both were geeking out that in the bait bucket there was a little brown starfish. At the time we had a...

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Valerie Willis

Oct 27, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.43: Don’t You Dare Cleanup

Mudding. Either you know what I just said or wondering why this word should be significant. Growing up it was the family outing to go to...

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Valerie Willis

Oct 20, 2016
3 min

VTMAS No.42: The Scooter Gang

We’ve all been on family vacations, but occasionally one comes along that leaves a lasting impression. Being in Florida, going to the...

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Valerie Willis

Oct 13, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.41: Sissy & The Turtle

I think life’s most wonderful entertainers, besides kids, would have to be our pets. In fact, like children, we enjoy watching them make...

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Valerie Willis

Sep 29, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.39: Car Ride to Miami

My husband and I had been dating for a while at this point. In fact, we had moved in together and things were going good for us both. His...

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Valerie Willis

Sep 22, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.38: Gas On A Plane

We had just gotten married back in April 2007 and I was excited that I was going with my husband and his family to a reunion. I had just...

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Valerie Willis

Sep 8, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.36: The Day The Grass Parted

My uncle Ymmit and I were asked to investigate what happened to the cats at my Great Grandmother’s home. She had been a safehouse for...

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Valerie Willis

Aug 18, 2016
3 min

VTMAS No.33: Husband Got Wasted!

Everyone has drunk stories about a time they got wasted and had to piece together what happened via what your friends tell you. Granted,...

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Valerie Willis

Aug 4, 2016
1 min

VTMAS No.31: Who Did It?

As a parent, it can be fun to feign ignorance to your four year old or ask a series of questions that will reward you with comedic gold....

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Valerie Willis

Jul 28, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.30: Baby Brain

If you have been pregnant, or know someone that was in their last trimester, you will know what it means to have Baby Brain. I can dive...

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Valerie Willis

Jul 21, 2016
1 min

VTMAS No.29: Charmander’s Quota

There I was, standing in the kitchen when a wolf spider crawled out from its hiding spot and stood in the middle of the floor. It makes...

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Valerie Willis

Jun 30, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.26: I Broke My New Underwear

Having kids is both a blessing and a curse. I love my kids, but I have to admit, until they came along, I remember having far more...

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Valerie Willis

Jun 23, 2016
3 min

VTMAS No.25: You Broke It!

As a recap, I had a cat named Charmander who was a black and white Maine Coon mix. He was a huge 35 pound monster that was bigger than...

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Valerie Willis

Jun 16, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.24: Curiousity

At some point in my high school career I took a Creative Writing course. We were a small mix of students from different backgrounds,...

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Valerie Willis

Jun 9, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.23: Hungry Hungry Girlfriend

It’s always an anxious ordeal when you meet the boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I had met them a few times since our “Spicy...

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Valerie Willis

Jun 2, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine

Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...

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Valerie Willis

May 12, 2016
2 min

VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack

I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...

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Valerie Willis

May 5, 2016
3 min

VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker

Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...

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