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VTMAS No.75: Drive Thru Stalker
We all know I attract weirdos of all flavors. This one incident takes us back to my Senior year in high school in the days where I drove...
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Aug 10, 20173 min read
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VTMAS No.58: I Was Bad, Once
You see that blue gorgeous hunk of SUV. That was the love of my life in high school. I had somehow worked it out with my divorcing...
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Feb 9, 20174 min read
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VTMAS No.52: Office Girls in a Mud Truck
If you haven’t noticed, I am quite the Jill-of-Trades and have a mixed bag for a resume. One of the jobs a held was in a office, managing...
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Dec 29, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.45: Drive Around Midnight
If you knew me in high school, you knew I did  everything I could to NOT go home. This even meant driving around at random, as pathetic...
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Nov 10, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.43: Don’t You Dare Cleanup
Mudding. Either you know what I just said or wondering why this word should be significant. Growing up it was the family outing to go to...
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Oct 27, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.36: The Day The Grass Parted
My uncle Ymmit and I were asked to investigate what happened to the cats at my Great Grandmother’s home. She had been a safehouse for...
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Sep 7, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.35: He Called Our Bluff
Picture taken by Levi at the time, after stealing Mommy’s phone… There comes a time when your toddler starts to leave behind the days of...
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Aug 31, 20163 min read
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A Short-lived Treasure Hunt
Short Story, Humor The cell phone was ringing again. Florida summer heat brought in a wave of friends and family calling for favors, but...
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Aug 19, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.33: Husband Got Wasted!
Everyone has drunk stories about a time they got wasted and had to piece together what happened via what your friends tell you. Granted,...
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Aug 17, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.27: You Know, That Song
One of the most precious memories my husband and I have of our first niece was the time we were taking her to Grandma’s house. She was...
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Jul 7, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.21: The Clown Car
Traffic. Ugh, we’ve all dreaded driving to that one part of town because there is no avoided that stop and go, bumper-to-bumper traffic...
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May 25, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
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May 4, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.17: Dump Truck Full of Fish
If anyone here knows me very well, they could confirm I have a love for fishing. Living in Florida is awesome since I have access to...
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Apr 27, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
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Apr 13, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
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Mar 30, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
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Mar 16, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
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Jan 27, 20164 min read
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VTMAS No. 1: Good Morning SWAT Team
NOTE: I had only been living there for 2 months… if that: I had stayed up far too late, so I was half asleep as I rolled out of bed at...
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Jan 6, 20163 min read
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