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VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
Valerie Willis
Apr 14, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.14: Carnie Confusion
I must admit, that my experience at one particular fair gave me several stories to milk. Granted my friends and peers who were also there...
Valerie Willis
Apr 6, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
Valerie Willis
Mar 30, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.12: The Pirate’s Booty
“Uh oh, it’s just me and you, Mary.” I gave me boss a smirk as I walked into the store and clocked in. “Should I be scared?” Puzzled, she...
Valerie Willis
Mar 23, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
Valerie Willis
Mar 16, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.10: Take Your Pills
There is a time when we all request a good friend to house-sit for us. Whether you are truly concerned about your place getting broken...
Valerie Willis
Mar 9, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.9: First Time On Asphalt
Anyone recall that first real moment when you pulled a car onto the road for first time? I do. If anyone has at the very least played an...
Valerie Willis
Mar 2, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.8: McDonald’s Creeper
This actually happened the other week. Many of my friends who have had the pleasure of hanging out with me in person can confirm one...
Valerie Willis
Feb 24, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No. 6: Self-Storage
I had given up focusing on the buildings and signs that were passing by. I was sitting in the back seat of my mother’s car when suddenly...
Valerie Willis
Feb 10, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.5: Clown Hair
It was another afternoon of boredom as I sat on the couch with my Uncle Ymmit. Nothing was going on, and to be honest, I don’t recall...
Valerie Willis
Feb 3, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
Valerie Willis
Jan 27, 20164 min read
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VTMAS No.3: The Woods Have Eyes
“Crap, we need to change or we’re going to be running this show late.” My friend Jill and I scrambled for our FFA jackets, white blouses,...
Valerie Willis
Jan 20, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.2: Knights, Warlocks, & Outlaws
Looking at my watch, I eagerly looked out the glass windows and doors wondering where Larry was. The phone rang, and with much relief it...
Valerie Willis
Jan 13, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No. 1: Good Morning SWAT Team
NOTE: I had only been living there for 2 months… if that: I had stayed up far too late, so I was half asleep as I rolled out of bed at...
Valerie Willis
Jan 6, 20163 min read
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