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VTMAS No. 62: Squirrel Tattoo
Image courtesy of Pixabay.com by tpa: https://pixabay.com/en/squirrel-wildlife-nature-animal-498139/ I feel like I owe you guys some more...
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Apr 5, 20173 min read


VTMAS No. 60: I’m Not Cleaning This Classroom
Picture courtesy of Pixabay.com by Werner22brigitte: https://pixabay.com/en/steinbach-mennonite-heritage-village-56641/ If you hang...
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Mar 9, 20174 min read


VTMAS No.54: Put It Here Tattoo
This is a section of my life I don’t think I have introduced just yet in my “Val Tell Me A Story” Series. For a good year or so I...
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Jan 12, 20173 min read


VTMAS No.53: The Not-so Silent Cujo
I can’t remember what day it was, but we had been slow at the Veterinary office. As my routine dictated, I came in, clocked in, and set...
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Jan 5, 20173 min read


VTMAS No.51: Savannah Gas Station
Sometimes I forget to warn the new relatives of my immaculate ability to have weird things happen to me. This was a tiny road trip that...
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Dec 22, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.45: Drive Around Midnight
If you knew me in high school, you knew I did everything I could to NOT go home. This even meant driving around at random, as pathetic...
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Nov 10, 20163 min read


VTMAS No.44: The Brown Starfish
We had gone fishing and we both were geeking out that in the bait bucket there was a little brown starfish. At the time we had a...
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Nov 3, 20161 min read


VTMAS No.43: Don’t You Dare Cleanup
Mudding. Either you know what I just said or wondering why this word should be significant. Growing up it was the family outing to go to...
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Oct 27, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.42: The Scooter Gang
We’ve all been on family vacations, but occasionally one comes along that leaves a lasting impression. Being in Florida, going to the...
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Oct 20, 20163 min read


VTMAS No.41: Sissy & The Turtle
I think life’s most wonderful entertainers, besides kids, would have to be our pets. In fact, like children, we enjoy watching them make...
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Oct 13, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.40: Grandpa & The New TV
It’s heartbreaking to know that my Grandfather-in-law just passed away on July 21st. One of my fondest memories was during the time my...
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Oct 6, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.39: Car Ride to Miami
My husband and I had been dating for a while at this point. In fact, we had moved in together and things were going good for us both. His...
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Sep 29, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.38: Gas On A Plane
We had just gotten married back in April 2007 and I was excited that I was going with my husband and his family to a reunion. I had just...
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Sep 22, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.37: Not the Average Door Salesman
As proof that my odd and bizarre luck still comes into my life, today’s story happened this past weekend. I was zoning out on the...
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Sep 15, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.36: The Day The Grass Parted
My uncle Ymmit and I were asked to investigate what happened to the cats at my Great Grandmother’s home. She had been a safehouse for...
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Sep 8, 20162 min read


VTMAS No.35: He Called Our Bluff
Picture taken by Levi at the time, after stealing Mommy’s phone… There comes a time when your toddler starts to leave behind the days of...
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Sep 1, 20163 min read


VTMAS No.34: Val Got Wasted!
To be fair, I posted about the husband’s time being wasted so now it’s my turn to share one about me. That’s right, she who rarely drinks...
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Aug 25, 20163 min read


A Short-lived Treasure Hunt
Short Story, Humor The cell phone was ringing again. Florida summer heat brought in a wave of friends and family calling for favors, but this time it was Alvin. With a sigh, Jay answered, “Hey Al!” “Man, I hate to ask…” Alvin’s tone of voice was equal to a grimace on a face. “It’s my Air Conditioner…” Rubbing his forehead, Jay retorted, “Lightning didn’t hit it again, did it?” There was silence on the other end. The heat of Alvin’s frustrations coming through with no words ne
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Aug 19, 20163 min read


VTMAS No.33: Husband Got Wasted!
Everyone has drunk stories about a time they got wasted and had to piece together what happened via what your friends tell you. Granted,...
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Aug 18, 20163 min read


VTMAS No.32: The Manatees
I love to go fishing, so there will be plenty of fishing stories to share. If you have no clue what a manatee or dugong is, pretty much...
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Aug 11, 20162 min read
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