VTMAS No.37: Not the Average Door Salesman
As proof that my odd and bizarre luck still comes into my life, today’s story happened this past weekend. I was zoning out on the...
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Valerie Willis
- Sep 8, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.36: The Day The Grass Parted
My uncle Ymmit and I were asked to investigate what happened to the cats at my Great Grandmother’s home. She had been a safehouse for...
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Valerie Willis
- Sep 1, 2016
- 3 min
VTMAS No.35: He Called Our Bluff
Picture taken by Levi at the time, after stealing Mommy’s phone… There comes a time when your toddler starts to leave behind the days of...
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Valerie Willis
- Aug 25, 2016
- 3 min
VTMAS No.34: Val Got Wasted!
To be fair, I posted about the husband’s time being wasted so now it’s my turn to share one about me. That’s right, she who rarely drinks...
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Valerie Willis
- Aug 18, 2016
- 3 min
VTMAS No.33: Husband Got Wasted!
Everyone has drunk stories about a time they got wasted and had to piece together what happened via what your friends tell you. Granted,...
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Valerie Willis
- Aug 11, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.32: The Manatees
I love to go fishing, so there will be plenty of fishing stories to share. If you have no clue what a manatee or dugong is, pretty much...
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Valerie Willis
- Aug 4, 2016
- 1 min
VTMAS No.31: Who Did It?
As a parent, it can be fun to feign ignorance to your four year old or ask a series of questions that will reward you with comedic gold....
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Valerie Willis
- Jul 28, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.30: Baby Brain
If you have been pregnant, or know someone that was in their last trimester, you will know what it means to have Baby Brain. I can dive...
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Valerie Willis
- Jul 21, 2016
- 1 min
VTMAS No.29: Charmander’s Quota
There I was, standing in the kitchen when a wolf spider crawled out from its hiding spot and stood in the middle of the floor. It makes...
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Valerie Willis
- Jul 14, 2016
- 1 min
VTMAS No.28: The Happy Trail
Being in Central Florida has its benefits, including going to a theme park to celebrate my twenty-first birthday. Unlike most of my...
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Valerie Willis
- Jul 7, 2016
- 1 min
VTMAS No.27: You Know, That Song
One of the most precious memories my husband and I have of our first niece was the time we were taking her to Grandma’s house. She was...
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Valerie Willis
- Jun 30, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.26: I Broke My New Underwear
Having kids is both a blessing and a curse. I love my kids, but I have to admit, until they came along, I remember having far more...
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Valerie Willis
- Jun 23, 2016
- 3 min
VTMAS No.25: You Broke It!
As a recap, I had a cat named Charmander who was a black and white Maine Coon mix. He was a huge 35 pound monster that was bigger than...
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Valerie Willis
- Jun 16, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.24: Curiousity
At some point in my high school career I took a Creative Writing course. We were a small mix of students from different backgrounds,...
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Valerie Willis
- Jun 9, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.23: Hungry Hungry Girlfriend
It’s always an anxious ordeal when you meet the boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I had met them a few times since our “Spicy...
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Valerie Willis
- Jun 2, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine
Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...
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Valerie Willis
- May 26, 2016
- 1 min
VTMAS No.21: The Clown Car
Traffic. Ugh, we’ve all dreaded driving to that one part of town because there is no avoided that stop and go, bumper-to-bumper traffic...
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Valerie Willis
- May 19, 2016
- 4 min
VTMAS No.20: Call Me Simba
Blind dates. Oh man, I have been on more than I want to ever really reveal…. but I will share this one odd phone call. My best pal Karly...
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Valerie Willis
- May 12, 2016
- 2 min
VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack
I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...
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Valerie Willis
- May 5, 2016
- 3 min
VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
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