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Valerie Willis
Jun 1, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine
Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...
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Valerie Willis
May 25, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.21: The Clown Car
Traffic. Ugh, we’ve all dreaded driving to that one part of town because there is no avoided that stop and go, bumper-to-bumper traffic...
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Valerie Willis
May 18, 20164 min read
VTMAS No.20: Call Me Simba
Blind dates. Oh man, I have been on more than I want to ever really reveal…. but I will share this one odd phone call. My best pal Karly...
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Valerie Willis
May 11, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack
I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...
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Valerie Willis
May 4, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 27, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.17: Dump Truck Full of Fish
If anyone here knows me very well, they could confirm I have a love for fishing. Living in Florida is awesome since I have access to...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 20, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.16: Like the Very First Time
In high school, after I acquired the ability to drive and my own vehicle, I would spend many nights and weekends at the Border’s Book...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 13, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
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Valerie Willis
Apr 6, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.14: Carnie Confusion
I must admit, that my experience at one particular fair gave me several stories to milk. Granted my friends and peers who were also there...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 30, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 23, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.12: The Pirate’s Booty
“Uh oh, it’s just me and you, Mary.” I gave me boss a smirk as I walked into the store and clocked in. “Should I be scared?” Puzzled, she...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 16, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 9, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.10: Take Your Pills
There is a time when we all request a good friend to house-sit for us. Whether you are truly concerned about your place getting broken...
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Valerie Willis
Mar 2, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.9: First Time On Asphalt
Anyone recall that first real moment when you pulled a car onto the road for first time? I do. If anyone has at the very least played an...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 24, 20163 min read
VTMAS No.8: McDonald’s Creeper
This actually happened the other week. Many of my friends who have had the pleasure of hanging out with me in person can confirm one...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 17, 20162 min read
VTMAS No. 7: Do You Still Have Your Fingers?
This is a more recent event, and it really shows how numb you can become towards your spouse’s quirks: I was having a good day. For a...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 10, 20161 min read
VTMAS No. 6: Self-Storage
I had given up focusing on the buildings and signs that were passing by. I was sitting in the back seat of my mother’s car when suddenly...
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Valerie Willis
Feb 3, 20161 min read
VTMAS No.5: Clown Hair
It was another afternoon of boredom as I sat on the couch with my Uncle Ymmit. Nothing was going on, and to be honest, I don’t recall...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 27, 20164 min read
VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
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Valerie Willis
Jan 20, 20162 min read
VTMAS No.3: The Woods Have Eyes
“Crap, we need to change or we’re going to be running this show late.” My friend Jill and I scrambled for our FFA jackets, white blouses,...
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