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VTMAS No.31: Who Did It?
As a parent, it can be fun to feign ignorance to your four year old or ask a series of questions that will reward you with comedic gold....
Valerie Willis
Aug 4, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.30: Baby Brain
If you have been pregnant, or know someone that was in their last trimester, you will know what it means to have Baby Brain. I can dive...
Valerie Willis
Jul 28, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.29: Charmander’s Quota
There I was, standing in the kitchen when a wolf spider crawled out from its hiding spot and stood in the middle of the floor. It makes...
Valerie Willis
Jul 21, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.28: The Happy Trail
Being in Central Florida has its benefits, including going to a theme park to celebrate my twenty-first birthday. Unlike most of my...
Valerie Willis
Jul 14, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.27: You Know, That Song
One of the most precious memories my husband and I have of our first niece was the time we were taking her to Grandma’s house. She was...
Valerie Willis
Jul 7, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.26: I Broke My New Underwear
Having kids is both a blessing and a curse. I love my kids, but I have to admit, until they came along, I remember having far more...
Valerie Willis
Jun 30, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.25: You Broke It!
As a recap, I had a cat named Charmander who was a black and white Maine Coon mix. He was a huge 35 pound monster that was bigger than...
Valerie Willis
Jun 23, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.24: Curiousity
At some point in my high school career I took a Creative Writing course. We were a small mix of students from different backgrounds,...
Valerie Willis
Jun 16, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.23: Hungry Hungry Girlfriend
It’s always an anxious ordeal when you meet the boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I had met them a few times since our “Spicy...
Valerie Willis
Jun 9, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.22: My Spicy Valentine
Oh, my first Valentine’s Day with my husband was definitely interesting. We had started seeing each other the last week of January, more...
Valerie Willis
Jun 2, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.21: The Clown Car
Traffic. Ugh, we’ve all dreaded driving to that one part of town because there is no avoided that stop and go, bumper-to-bumper traffic...
Valerie Willis
May 26, 20161 min read
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VTMAS No.19: Rat Attack
I don’t know about you guys, but I have lived in some dives. This is a story about a very special dump that I lived in for a while. This...
Valerie Willis
May 12, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.18: Book Store Stalker
Borders and the cattle yard were my two favorite places to go. I stayed away from home where so much conflict was common. Like I was...
Valerie Willis
May 5, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.16: Like the Very First Time
In high school, after I acquired the ability to drive and my own vehicle, I would spend many nights and weekends at the Border’s Book...
Valerie Willis
Apr 21, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.15: The Potty Dilemma
Men all know the envious and jealous stares they get for the ease in which they can pee anywhere. Here is my comical story of trying to...
Valerie Willis
Apr 14, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.13: Meet Charmander the Cat
I had an amazing cat named Charmander. No really, he was freaking awesome and more importantly a clever, asshole at best. My Husband...
Valerie Willis
Mar 30, 20163 min read
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VTMAS No.12: The Pirate’s Booty
“Uh oh, it’s just me and you, Mary.” I gave me boss a smirk as I walked into the store and clocked in. “Should I be scared?” Puzzled, she...
Valerie Willis
Mar 23, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.11: Sailor Jupiter Took My Keys
KEYS. Let’s talk about those things we need for our front doors and to drive our cars: keys! I am well-known for misplacing my keys in...
Valerie Willis
Mar 16, 20162 min read
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VTMAS No.4: Surprise Autopsy
**WARNING: This story may not be for the squeamish or sensitive** One of my favorite things about the veterinary office today was that it...
Valerie Willis
Jan 27, 20164 min read
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VTMAS No. 1: Good Morning SWAT Team
NOTE: I had only been living there for 2 months… if that: I had stayed up far too late, so I was half asleep as I rolled out of bed at...
Valerie Willis
Jan 6, 20163 min read
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